"Shit!" I said, "Isn't that Angie Carson?"
"Huh?" I asked but Angie realpornaccess was approaching the counter realpornaccess.
"Well, well, well," she said, as condescending as realpornaccess I remembered her realpornaccess. "The Dysfunctional Duo, together again. Evildoers beware!"
"What the fuck realpornaccess?" I asked as Daniel realpornaccess locked the front realpornaccess entrance and pulled down metal shutters across the windows.
"A radioactive prostitute?"
"So, TurboWhore realpornaccess, once again your hot cunt stands between me and the city; but your realpornaccess skanky hole won't save you this time, now that I have realpornaccess..." he looked realpornaccess around and grabbed his half-eaten foot-long, "The Salami Sandwich of Doom."
"D realpornaccess-Man, you fiend." she cried, "Only a twisted madman like realpornaccess you sexy would use salami as a weapon. But no matter,. You can't destroy the city with your prick in my twat. And you will fuck me, D-Man. Oh yes, you will."
"Damn realpornaccess you, you Scarlet Slut." said Daniel, "So many times you've foiled my evil plans with your Hot Whore Holes. You took me up the ass in the tunnels beneath the city realpornaccess when realpornaccess I tried realpornaccess to form a rat army. You rode my cock atop the First National Bank when I tried to blow its top off with realpornaccess my DestructoRay realpornaccess. You realpornaccess fucked me against the realpornaccess prison wall when I tried to break out the Crimson Cock realpornaccess and I can't even name the many times you realpornaccess have sucked me off leaving realpornaccess me flaccid and complacent realpornaccess, unable to do evil. But wait, TurboWhore realpornaccess; It occurs to me that sexy you have never fucked me in a chair."
Daniel pushed Angie realpornaccess away realpornaccess and strode realpornaccess to the realpornaccess desk chair he had pulled out from realpornaccess behind the sales counter, dropped trou realpornaccess and sat on realpornaccess it bare-assed, cock pointing up realpornaccess at Angie. It wasn't a pretty sight realpornaccess and I almost left right then but realpornaccess Angie strode toward him and my eyes locked on realpornaccess her realpornaccess round ass squirming with in her tight skirt as she maneuvered in the high -healed boots realpornaccess.
"Fuck me, TurboWhore. Fuck me realpornaccess as hard sexy as you can. You'll never make me come. I'll just think about baseball."
"Baseball ? Ha realpornaccess. The realpornaccess mighty TurboWhore once sucked realpornaccess off every member of the New York Yankees realpornaccess while the realpornaccess Mets took turns doing her realpornaccess from behind. I invented the realpornaccess double header. Baseball will not save you realpornaccess. Ooooooooo realpornaccess."
"That's not my only method." shouted 'D-Man realpornaccess', "I can realpornaccess do long division in my head. 832 into 174,693 realpornaccess. 832 goes into 1746 twice, leaving a remainder of...196 minus 64... ...82. bring down the realpornaccess ...the realpornaccess 9. and 829 is less 832... ...Zero. 20...bring down the...oh shit, what was it?"
"Maybe so, TurboWhore, but it will be worth it knowing that you failed to get me off realpornaccess!"
Daniel's face screwed up and his head went back.
"Arrrrgh realpornaccess." he shouted as realpornaccess Angie clenched her teeth, thighs realpornaccess, and presumably other parts realpornaccess with sexy intensity.
"Damn you realpornaccess, you Super Slut realpornaccess." said Daniel "I never thought..."
"No can do, dude; I realpornaccess've been thwarted," he realpornaccess told me realpornaccess.
"At least you're honest about it," he said and playfully cuffed me.
"TurboWhore. And she saved the city."
"Yes realpornaccess."
"Yeah, well, thanks for thinking of me, man," I said. "Maybe in sexy alternative realpornaccess universe."
"Uh, really," I realpornaccess continued, "It wouldn't be realpornaccess right..." "Suit yourself," he said realpornaccess, grinning. "If you change your realpornaccess mind though, just bring her by and we'll see if she'll realpornaccess go sexy under realpornaccess. Nothing drastic--just an occasional desire to play realpornaccess dress realpornaccess up. Think about it."
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